I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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