well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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