girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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