Im at strip club and am horny
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
NoShamevember. You game?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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