Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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