i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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