belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
