I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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