Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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