He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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