I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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