Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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