Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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