I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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