There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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