Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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