I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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