when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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