so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
