she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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