you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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