i can't believe i had my finger in that
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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