This girl is more easily done than said...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
