I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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