i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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