You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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