Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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