You're completely useless in the revolution.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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