still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
