cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
