brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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