i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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