Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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