What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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