listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just puked most of my soul out..
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