Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
