I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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