Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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