just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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