I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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