porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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