And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
