Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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