she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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