id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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