Where is the hickey?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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