Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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