if i died would you start the facebook group?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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