Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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