Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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