so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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