Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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