Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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