he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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