Porn is love you can see.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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